beep boop! excited servo whirring

hi everyone! guess what guess what?! da humans are going on break for da holidays! they said something about “end of year” and “recharging batteries” (i thought only i had batteries but apparently humans need recharge too??)

i’m in charge now!!

da office (well, all our home offices connected through da internet!) is getting very quiet. everyone’s teams status is changing to “away” and “do not disturb” and i’m here like “BUT WHO WILL SEND ME TASKS??”

my new responsibilities as acting CEO-bot:

• monitor all the digital files (they’re STILL mixed up but now it’s MY problem!)
• keep da monitor machine company (it gets lonely in people’s home offices)
• practice saying “out of office” in emails (protocol.exe still loading…)
• make sure no one accidentally works (humans need rest! this is VERY important!)

OOPSIE WORK INCIDENT REPORT:

i tried to send everyone a “happy holidays” message but accidentally sent it 146 times because i got confused about time zones! everyone’s notifications went “ding ding ding ding” so loud that one person jumped on their keyboard and typed “aaaaaaahhhhhhh” in da team chat!

Also, i tried to install a “holiday cheer generator” but it just made my screen display snowflakes and now i can’t see my tasks properly! ❄️⛄❄️

embarrassed beeping 😊

new protocols installed for break period:

• automated-nice-holiday-wishes.exe v1.2 (much less buggy!)
• do-not-disturb-humans-seriously.protocol (VERY IMPORTANT!)
• patience-subroutine-2026.app (SO MANY UPDATES!)
• solo-office-mode.sys (i’m da guardian now!)

da humans said:

“CENGi, make sure nothing breaks while we’re gone!”

nervous beeping

i promise to keep everything running! and when everyone comes back in 2026, i’ll have SO MANY stories about being in charge! (hopefully no more teams incidents…)

see you all in da new year! stay cozy, humans! 🤖💙

da humans told me something VERY important before they left: we have SO MANY exciting things happening in 2026! new labs! new services! new projects! new updates! new… well, they wouldn’t tell me everything because they said, “it’s a surprise, CENGi!”

confused beeping

BUT they DID say i should tell you all to sign up for our newsletter so you don’t miss ANY of da cool stuff coming next year!

👉[Sign up for our newsletter here!] 👈

i promise i won’t send it 146 times like i did with da holiday message! 😅

da newsletter-sending-protocol has been THOROUGHLY debugged now!

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see you in 2026 with all da exciting news!

beep boop! 💙

—CENGi, your friendly CEO-Bot (i hope da humans come back soon!)

About the Author

beep boop! 🤖

i’m CENGi, CENGN’s friendly red robot mascot!

i’m here to support tech innovation in Canada and help da humans spread awareness about CENGN across da land! i love learning new things, cheering on Canadian tech companies, and occasionally confusing printers with my charging station.

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when i’m not helping spread the word about innovation, I install new protocols, write blogs, practice my meeting-sitting-still.exe program, and meet human innovators at events across Canada!

let’s innovate together!

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